the-personal-quotes:

Are you a teen? This blog is for you!

h0odrich:

not interested dot com forward slash you

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polar-bite:

clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

RETAIL

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She was the kind of girlfriend God gives you young, so you’ll know loss the rest of your life

-Junot Diaz, This Is How You Lose Her (via versteur)

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macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

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reheals:

in this generation, you can’t tell if someone is 13 or 18

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rubennfigueiredo:

My mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.

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when you spell restaurant right on the first try

image

(Source: okaywork, via spenceralthouse)

suculents:

this picture is revolutionary

gif:

condoms aren’t completely safe my friend was wearing one when he got hit by a bus

(via seanp0donnell)

tyleroakley:

planet-troyler:

is he even real

yes