stability:

people’s old facebook statuses are what i live for

(Source: stability, via seanp0donnell)

andrewquo:

sometimes when im stressed out and don’t have my ipod i’ll just call a hotline and listen to their smooth elevator jazz

(via seanp0donnell)

17yr:

“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”

(via aqualized)

ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

(via seanp0donnell)

beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

(via xxaimer)

galaxys4:

darn it i just saw a private part on the internet

(via seanp0donnell)

dysfunctunal:

i don’t want you, i want your netflix password

(Source: dysfunctunal, via seanp0donnell)

dillondean:

thug life? more like hug life. come here

(via seanp0donnell)

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

(Source: postllimit, via seanp0donnell)

dignitea:

my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

(via seanp0donnell)

forever:

i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem

(via seanp0donnell)

nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

(via littlelionlucas)