u know bloggin is about to get serious when u turn ur lights off

(via seanp0donnell)


I’ve never met Chris Pratt but I trust him

(Source: as-spookyon-tv, via seanp0donnell)


*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here

(Source: michaxl, via seanp0donnell)


50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(Source: soufflles, via tyleroakley)


*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

(via seanp0donnell)

did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%

(Source: exhaledoom, via seanp0donnell)

  • person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
  • me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made


i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

(via heyletsmakeout)


Being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage

(via seanp0donnell)


why hit rock bottom when u can hit my bottom

(Source: toasternudel, via seanp0donnell)


i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7

(Source: wanksclub, via seanp0donnell)


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