smokely:

x

lstname1st:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

your girl ever been so mad at u she start talking to you like one of the homies?

"aiight fam"

"say no more bruh"

"you good son"

when this happen just know your night is about to very long bruh

(via neeeeelo)

souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

(Source: pemsylvania, via seanp0donnell)

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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(via srslygetyashitogether)

uhigh:

Plot twist: ur bong hits u

(via roy-ality)

urbran:

*stares angrily at a picture of myself*

(via seanp0donnell)

koolaidicecubes:

goldenclitoris:

watch out i m a professional flirter *winks with both eyes*

image

(via seanp0donnell)

itpiercesskin:

diccups:

its versace

onion bling