teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

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sloth-grunge:

*takes nudes in the Apple store*

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fatwink:

"so how is school going?"

image

(Source: thatsociallyawkwardkid, via anus)

svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

(Source: wasiangod, via seanp0donnell)

pinkreef:

me every day

flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

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timetravelingtrickster:

I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory

(Source: pkmnprofessor-sycamore, via seanp0donnell)

kingsleyyy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…



sometimes i wonder if this website is okay

frostied:

maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was actually saying “ah, men”

(via seanp0donnell)

silohouettes:

My friend just made this status